The world may seem cartoonish to you, pilgrim, but the funnies ain’t really that funny. The Flintstones are so last century. The Hulks are in, and they’re here to stay. Piedra is the rocky, fear-inducing face of galvanized triceps and überchiseled jawlines. Be intimidated, be very intimidated. You don’t believe it? Just push the stylistic alternates button and see it disregard the laws and spit pebbles on the sidewalk. Then run to the hills if you want to live.